Culture and Shit

The FSU Opera is doing The Barber of Seville in November and Xerxes in March. Who's in?

Coming Soon: Oprah's Get-Rich-Pilates-Sudoku Calendar

I found my eleventh grade English teacher on facebook recently, and she wrote a note on my wall that said, "I keep waiting for your first publication--have I missed it?" Sigh. No, Mrs. B., I haven't technically accomplished anything with my life, although I did beat my high score on the Home Movies flash game.

Most of the time I feel too discouraged to even submit anywhere. Also too lazy. I figure what I really need is a great title that'll ensure tons of book sales, and then the rest will take care of itself. Possible ideas:

-Who Moved My DaVinci Code?

-The Five Sexy Teen Vampires You Meet in Heaven

-He's Just Not That into Your Parachute

-Rich Dad, Poor Dad and Zombies

-The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Zombies

-The Prayer of Zombie Jabez

-Tuesdays with Ann Coulter (that one is also a zombie book)

-The Time Traveler's Sisterhood Pants

-Who's Looking out for the Sweet Potato Queens?

-Julia Childs's Joy of Sex

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