Friday, March 21, 2008
This morning, when my alarm went off, I got up, turned it off, and went back to sleep. I woke up again at 7:45 and threw on the first clothes I found, which turned out to be an outfit that makes me look like a woman who home schools her kids to keep them from finding out about evolution. I was running down the street, trying to get to the 8:00 class I teach, and the apple I had packed for breakfast fell out of my purse and rolled down the sidewalk. So I yelled "Fuck you, motherfucker!" at the apple. Then I ate it anyway.
Posted by KT at 12:07 PM