I found my eleventh grade English teacher on facebook recently, and she wrote a note on my wall that said, "I keep waiting for your first publication--have I missed it?" Sigh. No, Mrs. B., I haven't technically accomplished anything with my life, although I did beat my high score on the Home Movies flash game.
Most of the time I feel too discouraged to even submit anywhere. Also too lazy. I figure what I really need is a great title that'll ensure tons of book sales, and then the rest will take care of itself. Possible ideas:
-Who Moved My DaVinci Code?
-The Five Sexy Teen Vampires You Meet in Heaven
-He's Just Not That into Your Parachute
-Rich Dad, Poor Dad and Zombies
-The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Zombies
-The Prayer of Zombie Jabez
-Tuesdays with Ann Coulter (that one is also a zombie book)
-The Time Traveler's Sisterhood Pants
-Who's Looking out for the Sweet Potato Queens?
-Julia Childs's Joy of Sex
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I think you might hit gold with Julia Child's Joy of Sex. Also, don't let anybody know that the title doesn't say anything about the book...but maybe you should write Tuesday's with Ann Coulter.
I would read all of those books.
I thought of more!
-The Devil Wears Traveling Pants
-Eats, Shoots the Ya Ya Sisterhood, and Leaves
-The Purpose-Driven Shopaholic
-Stupid White Men Are From Mars, French Women Don't Get Turned into Zombies
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