My String of Good Luck Continues

Today I was going out for coffee, and they were giving away free coffee in front of Bill's. Then I came back to my office and found that someone had left a box of Girl Scout cookies on my desk. Crap. Something terrible is going to happen and second now. V came in and kicked me, but not very hard. So my new strategy is to brag about how great my life is until everyone hates me and I have no friends. That should pacify the gods. (Yeah, I believe in a higher power if it's the kind that wants to smite me.)